christmas wish list

-visas for my family
-hair clippers: so i just blew up my hair clippers because evidently twice the voltage means hair clippers blow up in about 2 seconds. i guess i knew that it was a bad idea i just thought there was a slight chance it might work. i was wrong so anyway thats on my list of christmas gifts. until then i have to go completely bald because i was in the middle of a hair cut when i decided to try it in the 220 outlet which is closer to the mirror in the bathroom and now i just realized there is a mirror on the door next to the 110 outlet so i'm double the idiot so maybe i should get coal for christmas.